luni, 2 iunie 2014

For fun


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his 
flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the 
dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, 
and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head
 and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
 wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for 
the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
 flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying 
to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would 
name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler -- Jesus.'