For fun

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his 

flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the 

dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, 

and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head

 and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the

 wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for 

the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his

 flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying 

to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are

you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would 

name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler -- Jesus.'